No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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