do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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