jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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