I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I see more hoeing in ur future
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