just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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