she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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