You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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