I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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