i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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