id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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