This girl is more easily done than said...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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