The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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