Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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