I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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