Dual....:-)
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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