how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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