he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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