she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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