Where is the hickey?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
