THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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