Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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