no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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