garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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