I'm lost and stupid without you.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I touched a dick in church today
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
