Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
third nipple confirmed
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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