There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
