we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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