sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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