As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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