I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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