I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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