Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
