How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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