Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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