New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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