This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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