Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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