Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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