And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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