Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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