i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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