if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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