i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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