You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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