I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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