Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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