glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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