do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you never un-have a 4some
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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