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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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