So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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