real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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