i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
What a dumb baby whore.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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