People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
how drunk are you?
Several
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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